August 30, 2010

Doctor's Appt

I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my
annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating.

I asked why. She said, "Because I am trying to examine you!"

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August 22, 2010

Advice Anyone?

* Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to
look for it in more places.

* Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it
sure keeps you from enjoying it.

* Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of
the waist change places.

* Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great

* Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest
of your life.

* The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has
the same size bucket.

* When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet
you're in a public restroom.

* Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

* The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes
before you do.

* Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you
need it.

* Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if
you wish they were.

* A closed mouth gathers no feet.

* A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has
found someone to blame it on.

* A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy
Saturday with a television on the blink.

* The world is full of willing people: some willing to work
and some willing to let them.

* Money isn't everything....there's credit cards, money
orders, and travelers checks.

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August 1, 2010

Movie List - 7/2010

Since I forgot about this section of my blog, I decided to forgo the rating system and just list the movies that I've watched during that particular month. Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great. (6/27/2011)

Movie List - 7/2010


Monty Python and the Holy Grail
2001 Maniacs
Hot Tub Time Machine
Ladron Que Roba a Ladron
House of Payne: Vol. 5
The Collector
Crossing Over
Entourage: Season 6
Green Zone
The Girl in the Park
Brooklyn's Finest
Dear Zachary

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