A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't

had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to
bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes
into the doctors office and the doc asks her what's wrong,
and why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

The wife tells him, "Money has been really tight for us lately,
so I got a job downtown. For the past 6 months, every morning
I take a cab to work. I don't have any money so the cab driver
asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' so I take a
'or what'. When I get to work I'm late so the boss asks me,
'So are we going to write this down in the book or what?' so
I take a 'or what'.

Back home again I take the cab and again I don't have any
money so the cab driver asks me again, 'So are you going to
pay this time or what?' so again I take a 'or what'. So you
see doc when I get home I'm all tired out, and I don't want
it any more."

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and
says, "So are we going to tell your husband about this or
what?"

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Movie List - 2/2011

Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great.

Movie List - 2/2011

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Conviction
Megamind
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
United States of Tara: Season 2
Buried
Saw: The Final Chapter
The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest
Out of the Blue
Death Race 2
Paranormal Activity 2
You Again
The Bourne Supremacy
Catfish
Machete
Devil


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A lawyer and a Jamaican are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he can fool them easy.

So the lawyer asks if the Jamaican would like to play a fun game. The Jamaican is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.

'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'

This catches the Jamaican's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question.

'What's the distance from The Earth to the moon?'

The Jamaican doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Jamaican's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows. He uses the airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the Jamaican and hands him $500. The Jamaican pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

He wakes the Jamaican up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The Jamaican reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

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Birthday Pics

So for my 28th birthday, I decided to wear my favorite color: purple!

This was the first outfit for dinner with the family:



This was the official birthday dress for dinner at Benihana's:

Ladies and gentlemen...
Grown and sexy...
MღRLz

Dinner at Benihana's:

Onion Volcano

My birthday "cake"

My birthday cake from my family :0)

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Hairstyles

Frohawk
01/30/2011




Bun
02/11/2011


Back View

Side View

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Movie List - 1/2011

Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great.

Movie List - 1/2011

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Boston Legal: Season 3
Wanda Sykes: I'ma Be Me
Case 39
Carnivale: Season 2
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Red
The Shining
Knight and Day
The Bourne Identity
Dexter: Season 4
Takers
Salt
An American Haunting
See No Evil
Despicable Me
The Town
The Other Guys
Shoot 'Em Up
Delicatessen
The Closet
Stephen King's Desperation
Dinner for Schmucks
The Last Exorcism


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