A woman calls her lawyer and asks...

"With all the lawsuits going on, I want to get in on some of that action. I hear people are suing cigarette companies because they got cancer and others are suing McDonalds because they got fat."

"And which one of those categories do you fit under?"

"Neither," says the women. "I just want to know if I can sue Budweiser for all the ugly men I've slept with."

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Movie List - 5/2011

Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great.

Movie List - 5/2011

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The Dilemma
The Green Hornet
Blue Valentine
I Saw the Devil
Gnomeo and Juliet
I Am Number Four
Vanishing on 7th Street
The Mechanic
The Girl Next Door (very violent)
The Hit List
Black Death
Look Around You: Series 1
Big Love: Season 4
Casino Jack
A Somewhat Gentle Man
Little Fockers


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As I Mature
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I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust,
and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about
fifteen minutes, After that you better have a huge schlong.

I've learned that you can keep vomiting,
long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a
relationship is at first, the passion fades,
and there had better be a lot of money to take its place!

I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't
working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care most about
in life are taken from you too soon,
and all the less important ones just never go away.

Source: www.laffaday.com

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Movie List - 4/2011

Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great.

Movie List - 4/2011

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Stone
Boston Legal: Season 3
The Walking Dead: Season 1
Mean Girls 2
JCVD
Blood Out
Black Swan
Nurse Jackie: Season 2
Women in Trouble
The King's Speech
Skyline
The Tourist
Unforgiven
Hereafter
Burlesque
The Bourne Ultimatum
The A-Team
I Love You Phillip Morris
Legacy
Ip Man

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Old man Fielding, the miser, at last went to his reward and presented himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity and escorted him to his new abode.
Walking past numerous elegant mansions finally they arrived at a dilapidated shack at the end of the street.

Fielding, much taken aback, began, "Why do I get a rundown shack when all of these others have fine mansions?"

"Well, sir," replied St. Peter, "we did the best we could with the money you sent us."

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Movie List - 3/2011

Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great.

Movie List - 3/2011

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The Social Network
For Colored Girls
127 Hours
Boston Legal: Season 3
Get Low
Mutants
Due Date
The Possession of David O'Reilly
Exam
The Fighter
Unstoppable
Frozen
The Disappearance of Alice Creed
It's Kind of a Funny Story
The Next Three Days
My Soul to Take
Faster
I Spit on Your Grave
Voices

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