February 17, 2011

A lawyer and a Jamaican are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that Jamaicans are so dumb that he can fool them easy.

So the lawyer asks if the Jamaican would like to play a fun game. The Jamaican is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and says that the game is a lot of fun.

'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'

This catches the Jamaican's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

The lawyer asks the first question.

'What's the distance from The Earth to the moon?'

The Jamaican doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the Jamaican's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all the references he knows. He uses the airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.

After one hour of searching, he finally gives up. He wakes up the Jamaican and hands him $500. The Jamaican pockets the $500 goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.

He wakes the Jamaican up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?'

The Jamaican reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.

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February 5, 2011

Birthday Pics

So for my 28th birthday, I decided to wear my favorite color: purple!

This was the first outfit for dinner with the family:



This was the official birthday dress for dinner at Benihana's:

Ladies and gentlemen...
Grown and sexy...
MღRLz








Dinner at Benihana's:


Onion Volcano



My birthday "cake"




My birthday cake from my family :0)






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February 2, 2011

Hairstyles

Frohawk
01/30/2011




Bun
02/11/2011


Back View

Side View


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February 1, 2011

Movie List - 1/2011

Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great.



Movie List - 1/2011

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Boston Legal: Season 3
Wanda Sykes: I'ma Be Me
Case 39
Carnivale: Season 2
Resident Evil: Afterlife
Red
The Shining
Knight and Day
The Bourne Identity
Dexter: Season 4
Takers
Salt
An American Haunting
See No Evil
Despicable Me
The Town
The Other Guys
Shoot 'Em Up
Delicatessen
The Closet
Stephen King's Desperation
Dinner for Schmucks
The Last Exorcism


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