November 8, 2011

Quickie, anyone?

A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and an attractive young waitress comes for his order. He gives her a smile and says, "I want a quickie."

She turns red in the face and ahems, "Sir, I don't know what kind of restaurant you're used to eating in, but I can assure you you're not going to get a quickie here!"

"How disappointing," the man replied. "Could you ask the chef to make an exception?"

"He doesn't have anything to do with it!" says the waitress indignantly.

"Hmmm, do you know anywhere around here where I could get a quickie?"

"I'm SURE I don't know," answers the waitress loudly.

A patron from the next table leans over and taps the man on the shoulder, "I think it's pronounced QUICHE."
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November 7, 2011

Movie List

I forgot all about my movies that were listed on the side tab under "Movies Recently Seen". I don't remember when I first starting listing them so I've decided to group them all in this one long post.

Since I started posting movies every month, I've decided to only list movies seen at theaters instead of netflix under "Movies Recently Seen". Enjoy...


Movie List
(Before 09/2009)
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - 9/10
Drag Me To Hell - 9/10



Shutter Island - 8/10
Sybil - 8/10
For Colored Girls Who Have Considered ... - 8/10
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - 8/10
The Damned United - 8/10
Black Dynamite - 8/10
The Crucible - 8/10
Apocalypse Now / Apocalypse Now Redux - 8/10
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - 8/10
Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself - 8/10
Irreversible - 8/10
(500) Days of Summer - 8/10
District 9 - 8/10
Inglourious Basterds - 8/10
Avatar 3D - 8/10
Mongol - 8/10
Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian - 8/10
Expired - 8/10
Star Trek - 8/10
Up - 8/10
The Taking of Pelham 123 - 8/10
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - 8/10
Boy A - 8/10
Day of The Dead - 8/10
The Last House on the Left - 8/10
Away We Go - 8/10
Sex Drive - 8/10
House of Sand and Fog - 8/10
Life and Debt - 8/10




The Uninvited Guest / El habitante incierto - 7/10
Orphan - 7/10
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire - 7/10
2012 - 7/10
Saw VI - 7/10
Sorority Row - 7/10
The Marine - 7/10
The Book of Eli - 7/10
Cold Souls - 7/10
The Wolfman - 7/10
Severance - 7/10
Red Eye - 7/10
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - 7/10
World's Greatest Dad - 7/10
Capers/The Brooklyn Heist - 7/10
Benji Brown: In Touch with Reality - 7/10
Pandorum - 7/10
A Day in the Life - 7/10
The Bucket List - 7/10
A Perfect Getaway - 7/10
A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All - 7/10
Soul Theater Series: Fabric of a Man - 7/10
Suburban Mayhem - 7/10
Eden Lake - 7/10
Assassination of a High School President - 7/10
Shattered/Butterfly on a Wheel - 7/10
Narc - 7/10
Girlhood - 7/10
Angels & Demons - 7/10
Funny People - 7/10
Ma vie en rose - 7/10
Five Fingers - 7/10
The Butcher Boy - 7/10
The Accidental Husband - 7/10
The DL Chronicles - 7/10
Where God Left His Shoes - 7/10
Wristcutters: A Love Story - 7/10
Paranormal Activities - 7/10
Nothing Like the Holidays - 7/10
Crank: High Voltage - 7/10
Ryeong/The Ghost - 7/10
Year One - 7/10
State of Grace - 7/10
The Brothers Bloom - 7/10
Monsters vs Aliens - 7/10
Life Is Hot in Cracktown - 7/10
Next Day Air - 7/10
The Mutant Chronicles - 7/10
Grandma's Boy - 7/10
Masters of Horror: John Landis: Family - 7/10
The Foot Fist Way - 7/10
Tortured - 7/10
Sin Nombre - 7/10
Coraline - 7/10
Dead Calm - 7/10
Stay Alive - 7/10





Wrong Turn - 6/10
Surrogates - 6/10
The Private Lives of Pippa Lee - 6/10
Deadgirl - 6/10
Dead Snow / Død snø - 6/10
Whisper - 6/10
The Children - 6/10
Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All by Myself - 6/10
Knowing - 6/10
Fast and Furious - 6/10
Inkheart - 6/10
Mama's Boy - 6/10
Garden State - 6/10
Eight Crazy Nights - 6/10
Home for the Holidays - 6/10
Yeogo gwae-dam 4: Moksori/Voice - 6/10
Chaos - 6/10
Brüno - 6/10
Choke - 6/10
Sunshine Cleaning - 6/10
Land of the Lost - 6/10
Imagine That - 6/10
Primer - 6/10
Chéri - 6/10
Dorothy Mills - 6/10
Return to House on Haunted Hill - 6/10
Surveillance - 6/10
The Proposal - 6/10
12 Rounds - 6/10
Observe and Report - 6/10
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - 6/10
Three... Extremes/Sam gang yi - 6/10
The Deaths of Ian Stone - 6/10
Dance Flick - 6/10
The Red Shoes - 6/10






The Final Destination - 5/10
The Killing Room - 5/10







Crazy Eights - 4/10
Fear Dot Com - 4/10








Miami Vice - 3/10
(I think I rated this movie during my "I hate Jamie Foxx" phase)


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November 1, 2011

Movie List - 10/2011

Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great.



Movie List - 10/2011

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The Heart Specialist
Fast Five
Taken from Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story
A Haunting: Season 4
Hatchet II
True Blood: Season 2
Father of Invention
Captain America: The First Avenger
Quarantine 2: Terminal
Tyler Perry's Laugh to Keep from Crying
A Better Life
Red State
Bad Teacher
Blitz
Rescue Me: Seasons 6
Weeds: Season 6
YellowBrickRoad
Beautiful Boy
Conan O'Brien Can't Stop
The Baby's Room / To Let
JFK: Special Edition
Boston Legal: Season 4
Life and Times of Tim: Season 1
Scream 4
Phase 7
Transformers: Dark of the Moon



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