TZ on Michael Jackson

Greetings Laff Lovers,

So it turns out Michael Jackson is dead and the nasty jokes
are already circulating (not that they ever stopped). But me
personally, I feel bad for the poor son of a b***h.

He had a terrible life. He never had a childhood. He never
had a family life. And ever since he was a little kid every-
body he knew fed off of him like leeches. He never had any
normal relationships. How do you think a person like that
would end up? I think we already know.

Was he a bizarre freak? Yes, but you probably wouldn't turn
out any better if the places were reversed. So let's hope
things are better for him in the afterlife.

Speaking of which, did you hear that McDonald's is coming
out with a special meal deal in memory of Michael? It's 50-
year-old meat between a couple of ten-year-old buns.

Eulogistically,

TZ

Source: Laffaday.com

Black is Beautiful!

I know I'm late but Black is officially the favorite color of the world.


The President of The United States is black.....Barack Obama



The Head of US Republican National Committee is black.....Michael Steele



The best known media mogul is black.....Oprah Winfrey



The greatest golfer in the world is black.....Tiger Woods



The top female tennis players in the world is black.....Venus and Serena Williams



The highest grossing actor in the world is black.....Will Smith



The fastest racing driver in the world is black....Lewis Hamilton



The brightest Astophysicist under the sun is black.....Neil deGrasse Tyson



The Superbowl-winning Head Coach is black......Mike Tomlin



The most successful brain surgeon in the world is black.....Dr Keith Black



The fastest man on earth is black.....Usain Bolt



Michael Jackson must be kicking himself...hard.

Darwin Awards

(26 May 2006, Malaysia)
A woman found a text message from another woman her husband's
phone. A bitter argument ensued. In a desperate effort to
prove his faithfulness, her 41-year-old husband rushed from
the room and cut off his own penis! In earlier times, he
would have succeeded in ending his reproductive days. But
modern medicine is miraculous. The organ was reattached
by doctors, and the man earns an Honorable Mention for his
heroic, but ultimately unsuccessful, effort to remove himself
from the gene pool.