May 21, 2008

Darwin Awards

(26 May 2006, Malaysia)
A woman found a text message from another woman her husband's
phone. A bitter argument ensued. In a desperate effort to
prove his faithfulness, her 41-year-old husband rushed from
the room and cut off his own penis! In earlier times, he
would have succeeded in ending his reproductive days. But
modern medicine is miraculous. The organ was reattached
by doctors, and the man earns an Honorable Mention for his
heroic, but ultimately unsuccessful, effort to remove himself
from the gene pool.

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