Testing your smarts!

The following small quiz consists of 4 questions. It tells
whether you are qualified to be a professional. Around 90%
of the professionals failed the exam.

Questions:

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you
are doing simple things in a complicated way. 

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant
and close the refrigerator. Correct Answer: Open the
refrigerator, take out of the giraffe, put in the elephant and
close the door. This tests your prudence.  


3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals
attend except one.  Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant!...It's still in the
refrigerator! This tests whether you have comprehensive thinking.  


OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly,
this one may be your last chance to testify your qualifications
to be a professional.



4. There is a river, which is infested by crocodiles. How do you
manage to cross it?

Correct Answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles
are attending the Animal Meeting! I hope you got this one
correct at least!