Commandments

God came down and first he went to the Germans and said, "I have  
Commandments for you that will make your lives better."  

And the Germans asked, "What are Commandments?"  

And the Lord said, "Rules for living."  

"Can you give us an example?"  

"Thou shalt not kill."  

"Not kill? We're not interested."  

So He went to the Italians and said, "I have Commandments."  

And the Italians wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Thou  
shalt not steal."  

"Not steal? We're not interested."  

He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments."  

The French wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shalt not  
covet thy neighbor's wife."  

"Not covet my neighbor's wife? We're not interested."  

He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments."  

"Commandments? How much are they?"  

"They're free."  

"Great. Can we get 10?"

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