The Curious Case of Benjamin Burton might be on the right path...

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,  
life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you  
get in the end of it? Death. What's that...a bonus? I think  
the life cycle is all backwards.  

(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it  
out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling  
better every day.  

(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect  
your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold  
watch on your first day.  

(3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy  
your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, play golf,  
you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few  
years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready for  
High School.  

(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you  
play, you have no responsibilities, and, finally, you become  
a baby;  

(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating  
peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room  
service on tap, larger quarters everyday, then you finish  
off as an orgasm!