Why You shouldn't go to Jail

A man gets sent to prison. As soon as he walks in his cell,
his huge, scary-looking cellmate says to him, "We're gonna
play house. Do you want to be the mommy or the daddy?"

After thinking about it for a minute, the man slowly answers,
"Well, if I have to choose, I guess I'll be the daddy."

"OK," his cellmate says, "then get over here and suck mommy's
dick."

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