June 10, 2010

The Life Cycle

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,
life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you
get in the end of it? Death. What's that...a bonus? I think
the life cycle is all backwards.

(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it
out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling
better every day.

(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect
your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold
watch on your first day.

(3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy
your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, play golf,
you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few
years left, what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready for
High School.

(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you
play, you have no responsibilities, and, finally, you become
a baby;

(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating
peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room
service on tap, larger quarters everyday, then you finish
off as an orgasm!

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