Quickie, anyone?

A man goes into a restaurant, sits down at a table and an attractive young waitress comes for his order. He gives her a smile and says, "I want a quickie."

She turns red in the face and ahems, "Sir, I don't know what kind of restaurant you're used to eating in, but I can assure you you're not going to get a quickie here!"

"How disappointing," the man replied. "Could you ask the chef to make an exception?"

"He doesn't have anything to do with it!" says the waitress indignantly.

"Hmmm, do you know anywhere around here where I could get a quickie?"

"I'm SURE I don't know," answers the waitress loudly.

A patron from the next table leans over and taps the man on the shoulder, "I think it's pronounced QUICHE."

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Movie List

I forgot all about my movies that were listed on the side tab under "Movies Recently Seen". I don't remember when I first starting listing them so I've decided to group them all in this one long post.

Since I started posting movies every month, I've decided to only list movies seen at theaters instead of netflix under "Movies Recently Seen". Enjoy...

Movie List
(Before 09/2009)
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G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - 9/10
Drag Me To Hell - 9/10



Shutter Island - 8/10
Sybil - 8/10
For Colored Girls Who Have Considered ... - 8/10
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs - 8/10
The Damned United - 8/10
Black Dynamite - 8/10
The Crucible - 8/10
Apocalypse Now / Apocalypse Now Redux - 8/10
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - 8/10
Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself - 8/10
Irreversible - 8/10
(500) Days of Summer - 8/10
District 9 - 8/10
Inglourious Basterds - 8/10
Avatar 3D - 8/10
Mongol - 8/10
Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian - 8/10
Expired - 8/10
Star Trek - 8/10
Up - 8/10
The Taking of Pelham 123 - 8/10
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - 8/10
Boy A - 8/10
Day of The Dead - 8/10
The Last House on the Left - 8/10
Away We Go - 8/10
Sex Drive - 8/10
House of Sand and Fog - 8/10
Life and Debt - 8/10




The Uninvited Guest / El habitante incierto - 7/10
Orphan - 7/10
Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire - 7/10
2012 - 7/10
Saw VI - 7/10
Sorority Row - 7/10
The Marine - 7/10
The Book of Eli - 7/10
Cold Souls - 7/10
The Wolfman - 7/10
Severance - 7/10
Red Eye - 7/10
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs - 7/10
World's Greatest Dad - 7/10
Capers/The Brooklyn Heist - 7/10
Benji Brown: In Touch with Reality - 7/10
Pandorum - 7/10
A Day in the Life - 7/10
The Bucket List - 7/10
A Perfect Getaway - 7/10
A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift of All - 7/10
Soul Theater Series: Fabric of a Man - 7/10
Suburban Mayhem - 7/10
Eden Lake - 7/10
Assassination of a High School President - 7/10
Shattered/Butterfly on a Wheel - 7/10
Narc - 7/10
Girlhood - 7/10
Angels & Demons - 7/10
Funny People - 7/10
Ma vie en rose - 7/10
Five Fingers - 7/10
The Butcher Boy - 7/10
The Accidental Husband - 7/10
The DL Chronicles - 7/10
Where God Left His Shoes - 7/10
Wristcutters: A Love Story - 7/10
Paranormal Activities - 7/10
Nothing Like the Holidays - 7/10
Crank: High Voltage - 7/10
Ryeong/The Ghost - 7/10
Year One - 7/10
State of Grace - 7/10
The Brothers Bloom - 7/10
Monsters vs Aliens - 7/10
Life Is Hot in Cracktown - 7/10
Next Day Air - 7/10
The Mutant Chronicles - 7/10
Grandma's Boy - 7/10
Masters of Horror: John Landis: Family - 7/10
The Foot Fist Way - 7/10
Tortured - 7/10
Sin Nombre - 7/10
Coraline - 7/10
Dead Calm - 7/10
Stay Alive - 7/10





Wrong Turn - 6/10
Surrogates - 6/10
The Private Lives of Pippa Lee - 6/10
Deadgirl - 6/10
Dead Snow / Død snø - 6/10
Whisper - 6/10
The Children - 6/10
Tyler Perry's I Can Do Bad All by Myself - 6/10
Knowing - 6/10
Fast and Furious - 6/10
Inkheart - 6/10
Mama's Boy - 6/10
Garden State - 6/10
Eight Crazy Nights - 6/10
Home for the Holidays - 6/10
Yeogo gwae-dam 4: Moksori/Voice - 6/10
Chaos - 6/10
Brüno - 6/10
Choke - 6/10
Sunshine Cleaning - 6/10
Land of the Lost - 6/10
Imagine That - 6/10
Primer - 6/10
Chéri - 6/10
Dorothy Mills - 6/10
Return to House on Haunted Hill - 6/10
Surveillance - 6/10
The Proposal - 6/10
12 Rounds - 6/10
Observe and Report - 6/10
Ghosts of Girlfriends Past - 6/10
Three... Extremes/Sam gang yi - 6/10
The Deaths of Ian Stone - 6/10
Dance Flick - 6/10
The Red Shoes - 6/10






The Final Destination - 5/10
The Killing Room - 5/10







Crazy Eights - 4/10
Fear Dot Com - 4/10








Miami Vice - 3/10
(I think I rated this movie during my "I hate Jamie Foxx" phase)

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Movie List - 10/2011

Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great.

Movie List - 10/2011

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The Heart Specialist
Fast Five
Taken from Me: The Tiffany Rubin Story
A Haunting: Season 4
Hatchet II
True Blood: Season 2
Father of Invention
Captain America: The First Avenger
Quarantine 2: Terminal
Tyler Perry's Laugh to Keep from Crying
A Better Life
Red State
Bad Teacher
Blitz
Rescue Me: Seasons 6
Weeds: Season 6
YellowBrickRoad
Beautiful Boy
Conan O'Brien Can't Stop
The Baby's Room / To Let
JFK: Special Edition
Boston Legal: Season 4
Life and Times of Tim: Season 1
Scream 4
Phase 7
Transformers: Dark of the Moon

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A guy goes into U.S. Postal Service to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Afghanistan for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and you might as well plan on starting at 10:00 am every Day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in You coming in for that.

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DATING RITUALS

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.


IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.


ITALIAN WOMEN
First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.


JEWISH WOMEN
First Date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.


CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.


INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third date: Wedding night.


BLACK WOMEN
First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.


MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in ... and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

The POINT?

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN

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My dilemma

So I've been natural for almost 2 and 1/2 years. I usually have a big ball of hair after detangling, no matter what style my hair has been in.

Ever since my BC, I've had more than enough hair on my sink when cleaning up.

This has got to be too much hair though, right? Is this size normal?

Before washing my hair this time, I did a DT for 45 minutes. Imagine if I hadn't!

On the upside, I did my whole routine with Shea Moisture and my hair smells soooo yummy.

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