March 6, 2008

Redneck Pick up Lines


1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea:
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) If you was a tree 'n I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

6) You might not be the best lookin' girl here, but beauty's
only a light switch away.

7) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

8) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep
til afternoon.

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench:
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

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