June 26, 2008

The Lion and The Gorilla

A lion is drinking from a puddle and his tail is up. A 
gorilla walks up behind him, seizes the opportunity, and 
slips the lion a Liberace. 

The gorilla takes off and the lion takes off after him. 
The gorilla runs into a hunter's camp, jumps into a tent, 
puts on a safari outfit and a pith helmet, grabs a copy of 
The Johannesburg Times, sits down and pretends to read. 

The lion runs into the camp, sticks his head into the tent 
and roars, "Arrgg! Did a gorilla come through here?" 

The gorilla says, "You mean the one that nailed you in the 
The lion says, "You mean it's in the paper already?" 

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