Wilkinson

"Y'all got any American razor blades in here?" the Texan  
asked the London pharmacist. "All I see are these damn  
Wilkinsons."  

"Sir," the Englishman patiently replied, "Wilkinson has  
been producing the finest surgical instruments, weapons  
and razors since before Waterloo."  

"I don't give a damn if they passed them out on Noah's  
Ark if they ain't any good," the Texan retorted.  

"I can assure you they are very good sir." the peeved  
druggist said. "Why just last year, my wife swallowed  
one. It gave her a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy, a  
hysterectomy, circumcised the gardener, emasculated a  
neighbor, cut two of a delivery boy's fingers off at the  
knuckle - and I still got 10 shaves out of it." 

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