ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other..

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN..... In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling...

ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice

Funny Quotes 2

Rules are the means of a girl’s assessing
which man she likes well enough to break them for.
---Unknown

Not a good idea meeting guys in a bar.
It's like going grocery shopping when you're hungry;
you bring home stuff you don't need.

"I'm just saying that the night before
you were conceived your mother may
have swallowed what would have made
a better person than you." --- TZ from LAFF A DAY

Sex is not the answer.
Sex is the question.
Yes is the answer.

I drink in moderation.
'Moderation' is an imaginary place that
exists wherever I am.

I know violence isn't the answer.
I got it wrong on purpose.

"It is better to keep your mouth closed
and let people think you are a fool
than to open it and remove all doubt."

There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people.

I believe...

A Birth Certificate shows we were born

A Death Certificate shows we died

Pictures show we lived!
Have a seat...Relax. ..And read this slowly.


I Believe...
Just because two people argue,
Doesn't mean they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue,
Doesn't mean they do love each other.


I Believe...

We don't have to change friends if
We understand friends change.

I Believe....
No matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt
You every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I Believe...
True friendship continues to grow, even over
The longest distance. Same goes for true love.

I Believe...
You can do something in an instant
That will give you heartache for life.

I Believe...
it's taking me a long time
To become the person I want to be.

I Believe...
You should always leave loved ones with
Loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I Believe...
You can keep going long after you think you can't.

I Believe...
We are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.

I Believe...
Either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I Believe...
Heroes are the people who do what has to be done
When it needs to be done, regardless of consequences.

I Believe...
Money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I Believe...
My best friend and I can do anything or nothing

And have the best time.

I Believe...
Sometimes the people you expect to kick you
When you're down will be the ones to help you get back up.

I Believe...
Sometimes when I'm angry, I have the right to be angry,
But that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I Believe...
Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had
And what you've e learned from them, and less to do
With how many birthdays you've celebrated.

I Believe...
It isn't always enough to be forgiven by others;
Sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself..

I Believe...
No matter how bad your heart is broken,

The world doesn't stop for your grief.

I Believe...
Our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are,
But we are responsible for whom we become.


I Believe...
You shouldn't be so eager to find
Out a secret. It could change your life forever.

I Believe...
Two people can look at the exact same
Thing and see something totally different..

I Believe...
Your life can be changed in a matter of
Hours by people who don't even know you.


I Believe...
Even when you think you have no more to give, when
A friend cries out to you - you will find the strength to help.


I Believe...
Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.


I Believe...
The people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.


I Believe.....
You should send this to all of the people you believe in, I just did.


'The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the most of anything

'There comes a point in your life when you realize, who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will. So, don't worry about people and things from your past, there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future. Be kinder than necessary because everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.'

Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try. Before you retire, save.

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Fav ice cream flavor

If I were exiled to an island, one mandatory food request would be cookies n cream ice cream!

I don't remember when I first tried it but ever since it happened, it's been my favorite flavor...

I'll try rum raisin, butter pecan, cookie dough, and others but NOTHING can top eating Oreo cookies.

I've been called different names throughout my lifetime but one that I agree wholeheartedly with is fat-ass. Won't even make any excuses. Out of the seven deadly sins, I would definitely be labeled a glutton.

So without further ado,

Hi my name is M3RLz and I'm addicted to food.


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Here's a cool fact:

In 1983, Cookies 'N Cream, made with real Oreo cookies,
became an instant hit, climbing to number five on the list
of best-selling ice cream flavors.
It also holds the distinction of being the fastest growing new flavor in the
history of the ice cream industry.

A drunk

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is
stumbling back and forth. A cop on the beat sees him and
approaches, "Can I help you Sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr", the man replies.

The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key", the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener
hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man, "Sir are you aware that you are exposing
yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and
without missing a beat, blurts out... "Holy shit! My girl-
friend's gone, too!"

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Mexicans

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter
scale hits Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over
a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't
know where to start with asking for help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control
the riots.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.

The European community is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million
replacement Mexicans.

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