January 18, 2008

Words of Wisdom

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Arguing with your Boss is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while you realize that while you are getting dirty, the pig is actually enjoying it.

Behind every successful man, is a surprised mother-in-law.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

You're not a complete idiot, there are still some parts missing.

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

Doing nothing is very hard to do; you never know when you're finished.

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