My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for our
: "After the war, the plan is to divide into three parts ... regular, premium, and unleaded."
anniversary, so I took her down the street to
the Sunoco station.
All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise
I have my car towed to work because it's cheaper than buying gas.
your right foot.
For our vacation this summer, we're thinking it will
I saw a guy on the street corner, holding up a hat and a sign that said, "Wife and 2 Cars to Feed."
be cheaper to just mail the car.
: "At the gas station near my house they have a
slot on the pump for your credit card, and one right next
to it for your 401-K."