April 23, 2008

Psalm 129

A priest was driving along and saw nun on the side of the road  
he stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got  
in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal  
a leg.  

The priest looks and nearly has an accident, and after changing  
gear lets his hand slide up her leg. She immediately says  
"Father remember psalm 129."  

The priest apologizes profusely and removes his hand but is  
unable to remove his eyes from her leg.  

Further on when he changes gear and has oggled at her leg for  
the zillionth time he lets the hand slide up the leg again.  
The Nun once again says "Father remember psalm 129."  

Once again the priest apologizes "Sorry sister but you know  
the flesh is weak."  

Arriving at the convent the nun gets out and the priest goes  
on his way.  

Once he arrives at his church he rushes to the bible and looks  
up psalm 129 it said: "GO FORTH AND SEEK, FURTHER UP YOU WILL  

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