What does your Heart Line say about you?

I don't know which quiz I filled out but this is spot on! It's actually very scary how accurate it is. Feels like they drilled into my head, sucked out my personal information, and wrote this just for me.

SCARY!!!!!!

By the way, I've been single for at least five years now. The dating scene is brutal and I refuse to kiss any frogs. (Frogs spread cooties and I don't like cooties!) And have you noticed how many wackos there are out there?!?! Don't even get me started; I can give you about a million and one reasons why the single life is good enough for me. But who in their right mind would want to enter a relationship with the person described below? I know I wouldn't....

What does your Heart Line say about you?

You are a very selfish lover. You live for yourself and care little for the people around you. When your partner commits a mistake, you can be very unforgiving. If you like someone, you stop at nothing to get that person in your life. But after winning your love, your devotion and attention level drops like a brick. You are emotional in love. You will have moments of ultimate happiness in your love life. You are likely to be extremely passionate and romantic. Your heart rules your head.

Honestly, now that I think about it, the above paragraph describes the "single me". When I'm in a relationship, I'm all bubbly and gushy and caring, and loving and disturbingly pleasant. Only a very select few have seen that side of me.

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When a patient was wheeled into our emergency room, I was
the nurse on duty. "On a scale of zero to ten," I asked
her, "with zero representing no pain and ten representing
excruciating pain, what would you say your pain level is
now?"

She shook her head. "Oh, I don't know. I'm not good with
math."

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A Raise

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was
very upset about this and decided to talk to her about
the raise. She asked, "Now Maria, why do you want a pay
raise?"

"Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wan a raise.
The first is that I iron better than you."

"Who said you iron better than me?" asked the wife.

"Jor husband say so."

"Ok."

"The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

"Nonsense!" explodes the wife. "Who said you are a better
cook than me?"

"Jor husband did."

"Oh..."

"The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."

"Did my husband say that as well?!" the wife demanded
furiously.

"No Senora...the gardener did."

"So, how much is it you want?"

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Movie List - 6/2010

Since I forgot about this section of my blog, I decided to forgo the rating system and just list the movies that I've watched during that particular month. Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great. (6/27/2011)

Movie List - 6/2010

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The Crazies
Behind the Sun
# 1 Ladies Detective Agency: Season 1
Creation
Planet 51
Soldier's Girl
Taking Chance
Once Upon a Time in America
Remember Me
Die Hard 2: Die Harder
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
Silkwood
Post Grad
Youth in Revolt
Nurse Jackie: Season 1
Invictus
Elizabeth
The Condemned
Sunny in Philadelphia: Season 4
Edge of Darkness
From Paris with Love
Eddie Murphy: Delirious
Return to Paradise
Fantastic Four
Girlfriends: Season 7

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Instant Activity Movie List: 1/2010 - 6/2010

Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great.

Instant Activity Movie List:
1/2010 - 6/2010

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My Name Is Earl: Season 4
Rescue Me: Season 5
Dead Zone: Season 1
Lie to Me: Season 1
Keeping Up Appearances
1st Amendment Standup: Season 2
30 Days: Season 2
Dollhouse: Season 1
Arj Barker: LYAO
Weeds: Season 5
Deadgirl (Gruesome violence)
Severance
World's Greatest Dad
Benji Brown: In Touch with Reality
Jeff Dunham: Arguing with Myself

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The Black Poetry Cafe

There are a lot of status updates on face.book but only one of my friends is always on point. He is an author, poet, spoken word artist, activist, and owner of one of the most recognized names in the poetry site world, THE BLACK POETRY CAFE. I consider him a breath of fresh air and his latest status left me in awe once again:

"Just as a good mother doesn't allow her child to eat the sweet dessert before he gets his nutrients from the main course, a good woman doesn't allow a man to indulge in her sweet lovin' until he gets acquainted with her nutrients in the form of her mind, heart, and soul."

If you liked what you've just read, definitely check out THE BLACK POETRY CAFE.
Better yet, you should join today!

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