A Man & his Date

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some
distance from town, doing what young men and women do.

Abruptly, the girl stopped the man dead in his tracks.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm
actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."

The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the obligatory cigarette, the man sat in the driver's
seat, staring out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm
actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

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Sunday Inspirations

Whatever you're going through,

just know that GOD is not mad at you.

When all of your dreams are shattered
when we don't understand
just know that GOD has another plan - Taranda Greene

GOD doesn't call the qualified. 

He qualifies you as you go

"If God does not love you, 
how could you have done the things you have done?"

God Gives every bird it's food, 

but He does not throw it into its nest...

"Only you hold the key to your own doorway to Heaven. 
It doesn't travel with you when you die 
and there's no way to break in -- open your door to God now, before it's too late."

"I asked GOD for all things that I might enjoy life 

GOD Said NO I will give you Life so That you can enjoy all things"

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An Old Man & his Dog

An old man had a dog he just loved but the dog had the bad
habit of attacking anything that moved including people. His
friends told him that if he had the dog fixed he would lose
his aggressions and quit this behavior.

So the old man had his dog fixed and a few days later was in
his front room when the mailman came up the steps. The dog
jumped up and went right thru the screen door and attacked
the mailman. The old man ran out and pulled his dog off and
began apologizing to the mailman.

He said, "I am so sorry, I don't know what to do or say. My
friends told me he would quit attacking people if I had him
fixed. I just don't know what to do."

The mailman picked himself up and said, "You should have
had his teeth pulled, I knew when he came out the door he
wasn't going to screw me."

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British Airways

This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. 'You obviously do not see it then?' she asked. 'You placed me next to a black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.'

'Be calm please,' the hostess replied. 'Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.'

The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later.
'Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy Class. I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class.'

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued.

'It is not usual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.'

The Hostess turned to the black guy, & said, 'Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class.'

At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what they had just witnessed, stood up & applauded.

This is a true story.

WELL DONE, British Airways!!

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Hair Update - 9.23.09

Since I can't keep my hands out of my hair, I've decided to braid it for 2 months.

I really want to keep it in longer but I have a problem being patient:

• First Day: I'm bored with it,
• First Week: I get really, really antsy and want a new style,
• First month: I'm sick and tired of it and can't wait to take it out!

So in order to keep my hair in this style a little longer, I bought human hair instead of synthetic. Not only does it cost more, but I can wash it as much as I would my regular hair (but I won't).

Anyway, here's some new pics from the first day.

Tried to channel Ms Wendy Williams, "How you doing?"
but ended up with a duck face instead. (LOL)

Ignore the curtains, the braces, and the scared look on my face!

More pics soon! :0)


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Hair update

It's been 3 months and 3 weeks.

Here is how my hair looks now:

During a baking soda deep conditioning.

The next day after washing & drying.

Comparison pic:





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