Happy Veterans Day

"We often take for granted the very things that most deserve our gratitude."
- Cynthia Ozick  

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Happy Veterans Day & thank you to the brave men & women who protect our freedom!!!

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"Freedom is never free"

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Movie List - 10/2012

Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great.

Movie List - 10/2012

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Looper 
Wanderlust
Brotherhood of the Wolf
The Incredible Hulk
The Invisible War
Madea's Witness Protection
Flypaper
Woman Thou Art Loosed: On the 7th Day
That's My Boy
Madagascar 3
The Loved Ones
Get the Gringo
Lola Versus
Dead Alive
The Woman in Black
The Five-Year Engagement
Red Lights

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Movie List - 9/2012

Any movie that is highlighted should definitely be checked out! Movies that are in bold are considered to be good, but not great.

Movie List - 9/2012

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The Deer Hunter
Detention
Spartacus: Gods of the Arena
Klown
Sacrifice
Battleship
The Artist
Bernie
Treme: Season 2
Mike & Molly: Season 2
Katy Perry: Part of Me
The Cabin in the Woods
The Babymakers
Casa de mi Padre
The Dictator
Lockout
John Carter
What to Expect When You're Expecting
21 Jump Street
Dog Day Afternoon
A Prophet
Dr. Seuss' The Lorax
Safe

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 Dear Dr Phil,

I was watching my next door neighbor's wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was jerking off I turned to notice my wife was just standing there, arms folded...watching me.

Is she a pervert?

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The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!

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Chef M3RLz: 09/20/12 and 09/21/12

Chicken, chicken, chicken!!!!

Bawk, bawk, bawk!!!!

I'm consuming so much chicken, that I'm afraid I'm going to turn into one!

Is that a feather?! Oh no! Help!

Silliness aside....

Before this cooking challenge, I was only eating meat 2 or 3 times a month! Now I'm eating meat 5 or 6 times a week! My stomach is in complete turmoil! My routine diet has taken a backseat to these delicious meals that look too good to pass up! As a flexitarian, a person who eats a primarily vegetarian diet, but occasionally also eats meat, I'm teetering towards a carnivorous lifestyle!

Booooooooooooooooo! Meat is murder!!!!!

Well, except for shrimp, of course.

Don't judge me....

So this week, my two meals are vegetarian! Both meals contain Dole's Very Veggie Salad Blend: Romaine Lettuce, Iceberg Lettuce, Carrots, Snow Peas, Red Cabbage, and Radishes.

9/20/2012:

Fusilli pasta with homemade pasta sauce
and a side of  Dole's Very Veggie Salad Blend
(Excuse the dirty stove....and some pieces of overcooked pasta)

9/21/2012:

Dole's Very Veggie Salad Blend 

(Romaine Lettuce, Iceberg Lettuce, Carrots, Snow Peas, Red Cabbage, and Radishes)

Added tomatoes, cucumbers,  raisins, sharp cheddar cheese, pepper jack cheese and a light creamy Caesar salad dressing.

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Rosy, posing thoughtfully in the mirror, says to Nina, "I think I'm going to see a dietician."

Nina asked, "Why?"

Rosy answered, "'Cause I need to know once and for all, how many calories are in sperm."

Nina replied, "I really have no clue, but if you're swallowing that much of it, no guy is going to care if you're a little chunky."

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