Dear Dr Phil,

I was watching my next door neighbor's wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was jerking off I turned to notice my wife was just standing there, arms folded...watching me.

Is she a pervert?

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The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!

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