A Man & his Date

A young man and his date were parked on a back road some
distance from town, doing what young men and women do.

Abruptly, the girl stopped the man dead in his tracks.
"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm
actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."

The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After the obligatory cigarette, the man sat in the driver's
seat, staring out the window.

"Why aren't we going anywhere?" asked the girl.

"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm
actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."

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Sunday Inspirations

Whatever you're going through,

just know that GOD is not mad at you.

When all of your dreams are shattered
when we don't understand
just know that GOD has another plan - Taranda Greene

GOD doesn't call the qualified. 

He qualifies you as you go

"If God does not love you, 
how could you have done the things you have done?"

God Gives every bird it's food, 

but He does not throw it into its nest...

"Only you hold the key to your own doorway to Heaven. 
It doesn't travel with you when you die 
and there's no way to break in -- open your door to God now, before it's too late."

"I asked GOD for all things that I might enjoy life 

GOD Said NO I will give you Life so That you can enjoy all things"

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An Old Man & his Dog

An old man had a dog he just loved but the dog had the bad
habit of attacking anything that moved including people. His
friends told him that if he had the dog fixed he would lose
his aggressions and quit this behavior.

So the old man had his dog fixed and a few days later was in
his front room when the mailman came up the steps. The dog
jumped up and went right thru the screen door and attacked
the mailman. The old man ran out and pulled his dog off and
began apologizing to the mailman.

He said, "I am so sorry, I don't know what to do or say. My
friends told me he would quit attacking people if I had him
fixed. I just don't know what to do."

The mailman picked himself up and said, "You should have
had his teeth pulled, I knew when he came out the door he
wasn't going to screw me."

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British Airways

This scene took place on a British Airways flight between Johannesburg, South Africa & London.

A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man.

Very disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. 'You obviously do not see it then?' she asked. 'You placed me next to a black man. I did not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat.'

'Be calm please,' the hostess replied. 'Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available.'

The hostess went away & then came back a few minutes later.
'Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in Economy Class. I spoke to the captain & he informed me that there is also no seat in Business Class. All the same, we still have one place in First Class.'

Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued.

'It is not usual for our company to permit someone from Economy Class to sit in First Class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting.'

The Hostess turned to the black guy, & said, 'Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in First Class.'

At that moment, the other passengers, who'd been shocked by what they had just witnessed, stood up & applauded.

This is a true story.

WELL DONE, British Airways!!

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Hair Update - 9.23.09

Since I can't keep my hands out of my hair, I've decided to braid it for 2 months.

I really want to keep it in longer but I have a problem being patient:

• First Day: I'm bored with it,
• First Week: I get really, really antsy and want a new style,
• First month: I'm sick and tired of it and can't wait to take it out!

So in order to keep my hair in this style a little longer, I bought human hair instead of synthetic. Not only does it cost more, but I can wash it as much as I would my regular hair (but I won't).

Anyway, here's some new pics from the first day.

Tried to channel Ms Wendy Williams, "How you doing?"
but ended up with a duck face instead. (LOL)

Ignore the curtains, the braces, and the scared look on my face!

More pics soon! :0)


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Hair update

It's been 3 months and 3 weeks.

Here is how my hair looks now:

During a baking soda deep conditioning.

The next day after washing & drying.

Comparison pic:





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Hong Kong

Had to share this with my blog readers:

THIS IS AWESOME & TOO COOL!

Move your mouse

up and down

to see the sunset in Hong Kong


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A Woman in a Coma

There's a woman in a hospital in a coma. Her nurse notices
after a few days that every time she sponge bathes the
woman around the crotch, her vital signs, according to the
nearby monitor, increase significantly. The nurse gets the
bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus
to bring the woman out of her coma.

She calls the woman's husband, tells him her idea about oral
sex, and he agrees. When he arrives at the hospital, the
nurse ushers him into the room, closes the curtain around
the bed, and closes the door.

Five minutes later, the man comes running out of the room
screaming that all of his wife's vital signs have plummeted
to zero and she needs a doctor immediately. The nurse, up-
set that her idea had not only not worked, but seemed to be
threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save,
asked the man what had happened.

"I'm not sure," said the husband, "but I think she choked."

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September 11

Many people think that 9/11 is the day to remember those we have lost. But today I'm celebrating the extra days, months, and years that I was given by GOD.

IT'S MY ANNIVERSARY! :0( so I would like to share sum scripture with you - 1 Peter 5: 6-8 

Humble yourselves therefore under the mighty hand of God, that he may exalt you in due time: Casting all your care upon him; for he careth for you. Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as ...a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour.

I won't go into specifics but just know this:

We have avoided* death many times; some of us not knowing. Use this time to thank GOD for still being alive!

*Changed from "escaped"

Tyra/Natural Hair

It seems like all of the hair blogs I'm subscribed to, have been buzzing about what former model and tv host Tyra Banks meant when she stated that she was "going to only wear [her] natural hair". Here's a comment I posted on one of those blogs: 

I think that most people didn't understand what Tyra was saying. When she said that she was going natural in those articles, she continued by saying that she was no longer going to wear weaves, wigs, or hair pieces.

I guess people, like you, were too LAZY to do your research and gather all the information, or didn't read the FULL articles surrounding this whole "natural hair" thing.

I'm completely natural, but not everyone needs to be! Just because someone is still chemically treating their hair doesn't mean that they're wrong. This post sounds like you're attacking her just because she's not really [all] natural. I feel like you're looking down upon her because she is still perming her hair. That's the same as people with relaxers trying to make you feel bad about not perming your hair.

BTW - I'm a HUGE Tyra fan but I didn't watch that episode because I knew before hand what it was really about! :0) Because I like to get my facts straight BEFORE attacking someone.

That was my social worker response, minus the comments that were crossed out.

Like I mentioned before, I'm a big Tyra fan and I don't appreciate people attacking her because of her hair.  I think she's gorgegous however her hair is styled. Don't knock weaves and wigs.  They are good for changing up your every day look.

I guess she felt like she was lied to but what's the point of attacking her anyway? She's not going to read your comments. She's too busy living it up with her millions of dollars. Right? LOL You think she cares what YOU think? Please....

Anyway, that's my two cents. What do you think?