A Woman in a Coma

There's a woman in a hospital in a coma. Her nurse notices
after a few days that every time she sponge bathes the
woman around the crotch, her vital signs, according to the
nearby monitor, increase significantly. The nurse gets the
bright idea that oral sex might just provide the stimulus
to bring the woman out of her coma.

She calls the woman's husband, tells him her idea about oral
sex, and he agrees. When he arrives at the hospital, the
nurse ushers him into the room, closes the curtain around
the bed, and closes the door.

Five minutes later, the man comes running out of the room
screaming that all of his wife's vital signs have plummeted
to zero and she needs a doctor immediately. The nurse, up-
set that her idea had not only not worked, but seemed to be
threatening the life of the woman she had sought to save,
asked the man what had happened.

"I'm not sure," said the husband, "but I think she choked."

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